The Sania Connection!

In the midst of terror attacks and talks, charges and counter charges, leg pulling and bullying and lobbying the bragging boys called India and Pakistan suddenly face up to the immense challenge of becoming in-laws!

Sania Mirza, the tennis star of India, has decided to wed Shoaib Malik, the cricket star of Pakistan.

And all hell breaks loose.

The tennis authority of Pakistan had already declared that Sania will now play for them.

Her Indian lawyer insisted that Sania will continue playing for India.

Father of Shoaib's first wife(?) threatens to sue him while Shoaib dismisses this as allegations and threatens to file a suit too. The mystery is deepening day by day.

Parents of Shoaib have expressed their displeasure Sania wearing skirts and playing tennis.

Protectors of the Indian heritage have given the judgment that Sania is 'no longer Indian'.

The would be couple reportedly plans to settle in Dubai.

Why not leave them in peace! Why not wish them Happy Wedding.

Look Before You...Invite Amitabh Bachchan!

You invite a celebrity because s/he is a celebrity. Because s/he has accomplishments to make you proud and to add grace to your event.

No longer valid in India that is wonder. Just don't even bother about her/his national or international acclaim. Just concentrate on which caste s/he is born with, which religion s/he adheres to, which language s/he speaks and what are her/his political affiliations. Have the final assessment based on these parameters and decide whether to invite or not to invite.

As the Bandra-Worli Sea Link event controversy in Mumbai still rages on you must put things in focus.

Political parties in India always talk about national integration, but when it comes to integrity they bother only about their own party priorities. They stop recognizing the existence of different states within the wonder that is India, the existence of different languages, cultures or religions, the existence of the fundamental rights of freedom of expression and opinion and event the concept of 'unity' in 'diversity'.

Even within families there may be difference in relation to the above parameters. Now, you can prevent a brother from attending his sister's marriage ceremony or vice versa, prevent husband from supporting his wife, separate parents from son or daughter, divide friends from friends, put ambiguous murky darkness over the concept of 'enemy'; if one or more parameters are not fulfilled.

LOOK BEFORE YOU....!

The Crispy Maya Of Mayawati!

It's all maya, you know! Maya meaning 'illusion'. Since ancient times Indian sages have been telling us that the visual materialistic world is all maya, reality lies beyond that.

Mayawati--lady politician from north India--seems to have taken all pains to reaffirm this ultimate truth. She decided to wear a garland worth 50 million rupees and made entirely of hard currency notes of 1000 denomination. By this unique unprecedented lunatic act Mayawati intended telling you the simple truth 'Forget about money! What hard cash can give you after all! Live in reality and continue to do so! Like this garland shows, it's all meaningless! Have a peaceful and meaningful life, trust me!'

But the moot point in Mayawati's maya is what happens to the currency notes finally. Maya would definitely not discard them due to maya. She would definitely like to convert them into reality--sweet hardy cashy reality. For reality's sake, the income tax department is already inquiring about the source of this money.

What? Going over your head? You see this is Camus-Koestler-Naipaul kind of stuff. Not for commoners like you and me. We can only say if Mayawati is supposed to represent the backward poor classes then why not just distribute the hard cash to them?

Have more and more garlands, wear it in all splendor and then throw them away to the poor. Reality bytes!